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[hatingyou]

because yeah

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[ridestherider]

[Kneeing him in the side and moving to get up.

... er, hold on.] Oh, no.

[hatingyou]

Get off.

[ridestherider]

I can't.

Try it yourself.

[hatingyou]

[ squirming around a bit to get use of his arms and SHOVING at her shoulders ]

[ridestherider]

[No dice, obviously.]

Shit.

[hatingyou]

Get. Off.

[ridestherider]

[Kneeing him again, leaning down in his face again.]

Didn't I just tell you I can't?

[hatingyou]

If you want to sleep with me that badly, you're better off trying a different approach.

[ridestherider]

Don't flatter yourself; you're probably not worth the effort anyway.

[hatingyou]

I have standards for the women I sleep with. You miss the mark by a long shot.

[ridestherider]

Am I supposed to be insulted? Please.

[hatingyou]

You can get off now. There is literally nothing stopping you.

[ridestherider]

I already told you, I can't. You tried yourself. It's probably the mistletoe!

[hatingyou]

[ This is a face that clearly says he doesn't believe you ]

Mistletoe. Right.

[ridestherider]

Anyone around here can tell you about it. I would have, if you'd been less of an ass.

[hatingyou]

I'm not interested in your bullshit stories.

[ridestherider]

We are stuck together on the floor of a library where the books bite.

You might want to get with the program.

[hatingyou]

Are you dense? Do I look like I believe any of the crap you're spewing?

[ridestherider]

No, but you are.

It's literally right in front of you, you just want to believe you're too drunk for this to be real. Right?

[hatingyou]

The only thing I see in front of me is a lunatic woman who can't keep her hands and mouth to herself.

[ridestherider]

I haven't kissed you, and you grabbed me, you idiot.

[hatingyou]

The one who seems incapable of shutting up here is you.

[ridestherider]

I'm capable, I just don't feel like it and you can't make me.

[hatingyou]

[ I can clamp my hand over your stupid mouth, though ]

[ridestherider]

[And I can bite you.]